Monday, January 12, 2009

If only God Inc. had smart engineers……

I recently had many issues with my laptop. ( and so with my brain !!) Well…was so easy troubleshooting and fixing hard drive!
• Desperately need a search function within my brain cells. Would be nice if I can search within my brain cells using keywords like {May, birthdays} or { article , capitalism , facts I read }
• Need a reminder / stimuli embedded in brain that would send some response on a date I owe payments or time when I cross calorie count for the day etc etc.
• F5 – for refreshing my thoughts and mind every time I yawn!!
• Esc – when I want to stop thinking bout crap and want to concentrate on better topic.
• CTRL + ALT +DEL would be nice. Restarting the processes – whenever I want to!
• For all the Devil thoughts, unimportant headaches – search and destroy or neuron McAFee.
• Any RAM upgrade possible??
• Shift + Delete – to get rid of all those moments and people in past I am trying to forget – selective memory erasure?

7 comments:

Pinks' Ponderings said...

Very thought provoking post as always!
How about Ctrl + C all happy moments over and over again
and CTRL + X all the sad ones?
It would be amazing to have CTRL+Z regrets and CTRL+Y proud moments.
And that led me to a scary/sad thought..the only "reformat" for brain would be...?

Prerana said...

Nice !!! :) F5, Esc, Shift+Delete are must !!!!!

Björn said...

Oh no... what a nerd!

Sukanti said...

:)) nice suggestion P !

Björn said...

Yo, you lost your hitcounter...
Either statcounter screwed up or you did when you changed to this weird template.

Unknown said...

you should just get a smrtphone, it will help with some of those things. And set up auto bill pay through your bank :)

And I hope that I am not part of the shift + del memory group ;)
Jason

ADITYA said...

If only u had a better template..